my body is aching like what mr lam said. but was expecting it. and i played tennis today. wasn't that tiring. and then came home and just laze around.
everyone is in church as usual and im at home...as ususal. okay, i played the ps2, now playing top spin. tennis game for those who do not know what it is. quite fun but draggy.
other than that, nothing interesting occur today. and im not going to use vulgaritites although im really bored. hee hee:)) im a good boy can't you see. so i guess now, it would another of my bullcrap story. enjoy.
Once upon a time, there was this little girl living in lala dreamland. she was unlike usual girl teens who want to dress up all slutty and everything, sorry if you are offended and you can just close the page if you are. so, she wasn't all girly and everything but she was into rap man! R&B baby! and she got this red little hoodies. ring a bell?
so this little girl aka red hoods was always with her red hood on, with a bling bling and everything. okay so she was quite hated by her mum, so bad! ought to be hang! which mother will hate their child but whatever, her mum hates her to the core for no reason.
then one day, her mum thought of a nasty plan. she wanted to get rid of her daughter. she called up her lover, not her husband, mr big bang wolf. he was hairy, horny and really sex thirsty. sounds like those typical rapists, but NO. he was worst. okay lets move on. so her mum called red hoods and she was totally oblivious to what her mum was thinking.
mum: ah girl! come here! i got something to tell you. red hoods: yeah? whatsup sista? mum: your grandma is dying soon. i want you to go visit her so that you can help her write her will to you and kill her after that, make it clean. red hoods: yeah. no prob. mum: off you go ah girl, take care. * grins
so red hoods geared up ,brought two little french loaves and a poison apple. so off she went to grandma home.
when she left the house, her mum called up mr big bang wolf.
mum: hey hairy darling! i need you to do me a favour, actually no, it would more like a fun for you. mr big bang wolf: what is it dear? i will do anything for you. mum: help me get rid of my mother and pretend to be her. then wait for my daughter to come. do whatever you like, just don't let me see her again. my big bang wolf: done. will be there in no time.
meanwhile, red hoods was happily hoping in the forest to her grandma house. but then being all stupid from the constant radiation to her head with her hood on made her forget the way home. but all of a suden she thought of a bright plan, she decided to drop bread crumps.
so she drop, hop, drop, hop, and it goes on. then woah! she met a old blind lady living in a small little candy house. the old lady looked really deprived. deprived from love, friends, sex, drugs, goodlife.... and everything else you can think of. so she was so shock to see red hoods around. so she decided to touch her hands then move on to her face and red hoods was like WTH ARE YOU DOING? TRYING TO EAT MY TOFU? IM NOT FREE. NEED TO PAY. 2 DOLLARS PER HOUR. cheap whore but quite reasonable for lan shop price, keep on track!
so the lady was taken back from her shoutings. she was all deprived and this girl won't let her lessen her pain. so she thought, shes only a young girl, what can she do? and then the old lady continued her 'maasage'.
red hoods was furious. she was being taken advantage of! so she stuff her french loaf up the lady's mouth and the other up her ass. and at that time, the old lady wanted to fart but couldn't because of that french loaf so she channel the gas to her mouth so she can burp but she can't too because of the other french loaf. the gas build up and boom! blown to sky high.
mr big bang wolf too met some resistantance. he came upon a brick house, the house which the smart litle pig. the house was no house. it was a villa. so big that it blocked mr big bang wolf way. so he stood there and started blowing at the house but to no avail was he able to blow the thing down. so he started stripping and then he was totally nude. he called the pig out. and when smart little pig came out, he was totally mesmerize from the muscular hairy body and he fainted. little pig rolled down the stairs and smash the door allowing mr big bang wolf to enter.
mr big bang wolf then did whats hes born to to the litttle pig. pork chop he became.
okay im tired. this dumb story will continue tomorrow. God bless. hope you are around to read the next issue.
