one sunny day, the pink penguin said hello to the yellow dinosaur.
the yellow dinosaur was big and scary.
it had big strong legs and it roared at the pink penguin.
said the yellow dinosaur,"FEE FI FO FUM, PINKY YOU ARE MINE."
met with such agression, the pink penguin shivered and answered in the affirmative.
and thus,
so began the slavery of the pink penguin.
but we are not to feel sorry for the pink penguin.
for although cowardly, it had been blessed with some brains.
so one day, whilst the yellow dinosaur was out on a hunt, it ran away.
the pink penguin then met the blue seal.
the blue seal was a friendly creature and it chattered happily to the pink penguin.
but the pink penguin was cautious as the blue seal was one horny sea creature.
also, the blue seal was a very good friend of the yellow dinosaur.
and the blue seal was also friends with the green cow.
the pink penguin had grew up with the green cow and knew that the green cow had a partiality for azure hued seals.
to eat or to play with, the pink penguin was unsure.
all the pink penguin knew was that he was scared.
so the pink penguin ran away again.
this time, he ran to a tropical forest and he met the orange monkey.
the orange monkey said,"HAHAHAHA!"
and the pink penguin ran away again.
mwaaaaaaaaaa* :)
moral of the story: pink penguins are lonely creatures.
leepeng is unsatisfied.
let me write another story.
the big scary dinosaur roared.
it lived on a hill and a block of ice alone.
it was scary and nobody liked it.
one day, girl dinosuar walked up the hill and was not scared of the big scary dinosaur.
the girl dinosaur melted the block of ice with her kind words and warm heart.
and the scary dinosaur was scary no more.
they whispered words of love to each other.
and they lived happily ever after.
moral of the story: girls are mighty creatures.
the purple butterfly flew in the garden.
it sucked the nectar of the pretty flower.
the pretty flower was of a jewel tone and gave off a most pretty aroma.
the purple butterfly was sure that it was the luckiest insect in the world.
it sang to itself in its butterfly language.
and it felt the sunshine of its wings as around him glittered the dew drops of dawn, reflecting the smiling rainbows in the sky.
then it flew into a spider web.
trapped and then subsequently starved, the butterfly was devoured by the spider who never thought it was lucky nor that the world was a beautiful place.
moral of the story: the world is not a beautiful place and you're more likely to succeed if you know that.
okay, bye.
