chris and song lost man! 1-6 3-6 nvm nvm. nice try.
i'm damm full. macdonalds's strawberry milkshake is really too much. in the sense that you will be super bloated. the first part is not too bad then it becomes... like some damm dog.
but let's see, played tennis earlier on at my house with song, chris, marcus and a NOT welcomed guest, calvin.
okay, i was at home cracking my brains on physics then song called me and told me calvin is coming but he would not be joining us in tennis. the calvin-is-not-joining-us-in-tennis thing did not made me feel any better. i started firing questions. huh? why is calvin here? how come he's coming?
here's the best part! he invited himself. like wtf? how thick skin can you be? NO ONE WANTS YOU TO BE HERE F SQUARE. F SQUARE = FUCK FACE :)
i was quite angry with the fact that he came along. they met calvin in ps and then calvin decided to tag along. i bet marcus was cursing like mad. i think calvin spied on all of us then he secretly stalked chris, marcus and song and then pretend that it is coincidental. i'm quite sure.
okay so i got over it while playing table tennis. then song told me to go back first to change up so i did and returned to the courts, finding that there's no vacancy. i thought calvin will give up his place since he wasn't the invited one but, HE DIDN'T. like wtf? i don't mind spending 6 bucks on the court for song, marcus or chris but for you, no no no. an eye for an eye. you want to be stingy and selfish, lets see who can be more selfish and unreasonable.
i was discussing with song about this. we NEED NOT care about calvin. we can just ask him to fuck off. it does not make any difference since all of us except calvin is graduating! who cares if he's out 'team mate'. what did he contribute? arguments? a space that could be taken up by better more devoted player? oh wait! there's still laughter! not that he's funny but it gets damm funny when he gets injuried! no no no, injuried is such a big word, how about a bruise?
screams in 'pain' like a wuss! what should we do? LAUGH!
i think i will just give him a super big shaver for his birthday to shave those thick skin off. bet it weighs a tonn. he's such a fucker. i can't stand it. i will just ask the whole tennis team to beat the living shit out of him one day. seriously.
i think this will be scenario.
me : i got a damm kickass idea. which is damm good! team: woah! lets hear about it. me: i got a proposal, let's all beat the fuck out of calvin and i mean yeah. C'MON. calvin: shut up lar. me: ohhh! rebellion! we got a rebel in the team. now we really need to beat him up. calvin: fuck you lar. me: whack him! *starts passing different weapons to team. #$^!# KENA WHACK LIKE SOME DOG #$%#&*$
first we need to cover him in a blanket then take his racket and whack. like huh huh huh, you think you very pro huh? think you like to attitude us right? take this biaaaatch. whack whack whack. you like pain? take more. kick kick kick.
i'll kick you in the face to make you look more handsome. POW! and he flies! 30 foot! 40 50 60 70 80 90 100! and he explodes. BOOM:D perfect ending.
I LIKE BITCHING ABOUT CALVIN. it makes me feel that i'm such a gentlemen talking about his behaviour. hahaha.
