it's my birthday today, yay yay, aiyah, cut the bullshit! i treat my birthday as a normal day now. birthday don't really seem like a special day to me even though 16 years ago on this day i came into existence.
anyway, i was telling my dad yesterday about not inviting the china people! but in the end, they came! i was SUPER ANNOYED when my sis called me and told me they were in the house. #$&&%&%@! i went into this immediate fit.
then when i reached home, i forced myself to smile, and thank them for coming and i made my way for the toilet with my house phone. called esther in aussie, and started talking for 30 mins! expensive expensive. bad me. hope my mum would just think the bill is normal or something or i'm so dead. maybe i'll just throw the bill as soon as it reaches my mailbox! i sooooo miss her! )):
okay, actually the china people are not too bad! they gave me an ang bao with 100 sing in it! not bad for farmers okay !
so what did i do for my birthday? mhmm?
i played tennis, i know i'm a loser. shut up. haha. erm, i can't think of anything else you know! i really didn't do much today! i spent my whole morning editing esther's photos. haha. i'm becoming quite good at photoshop of you say but not professional yet unless you are willing to buy me the adobe pro or whatever, the lastest photoshop. i want to edit edit edit. damm fun!
imagine you can connect elaine low face to a body of a hot model. woah! that would be just wrong, really wrong and sick. eeee. only sas boys know what i'm talking about!
eh! i seriously got no idea what i'm going to type. okay, let me talk about some stuff that happened during my days of studying at my estate's cafe or studyroom. so i went to the toilet to wash my face or rather just to see whether there were any interesting people playing tennis and to my dismay no. so i entered the toilet, and to my horror, there stood a man, dressed up and a kid, probably aged 7? naked!
the kid let a screech and too refuge in the cubicle. and i was thinking to myself at that time, WTF! who wants to look at the puny size penis. like what casey and i said, slug or vege sausage ( you know the curled up sausage? thats the one) so dumb lar that assholic kid.
okay, i'm being an asshole by just randomly bitching about the kid but i doubt he even reads blogs, less the gnepland.blogspot.
and so, i realise too that my contents in my posts are SUPER MESSY. it's like all over the place and very random. one moment i would be talking about this and the other moment that.
let me provide you with a simple example. look below, the example would be demostrated below.
paragraph 1: i met a girl, SOOOOO HOT I TELL YOU. with a tight ass and a woo-la-la figure. not mentioning the super large non-saggy watermelons! YAHOOO. please stop drooling. let me tell you a brief description about her! she is nice and sexy. hahah. brief enough?
paragrap 2 : oh yah, i like flowers, they are nice and beautiful. and they are sooooo nice smelling like me :))) and not you! neh ni neh ni pu pu! lalalala. you suck i rock! omgggg, i'm so damm bored! :(
there it is! see the world of difference between the two paragraphs! please bear in mind that the two paragraphs are totally fictional.
there's this bug that landed on my bed and i tried to shoo it off! it's a damm amazing bug you know! it does not really fly. it pops. hahha! i know how it sounds but it literally pops! when i try to catch it, it explodes and land somewhere else super fast. in the end i trapped it with a plastic sheet and it kept popping against in. hahha! fucking loser!
grab hold of the sheet and threw it out of the window. bye bye bug.
i watched beowulf the other day! it's nc 16 and guess what the movie is like? it's somesort like an animation but the characters look like the actors and actresses! it's close to the characters in shrek but a little better. BUT, my main point is that the show sucks so bad that it makes mr bean holiday looks like a 5 star show.
mr bean holiday is one of the most boring show i ever watched. i switched it off after watching it for 15 mins. i even tried to force myself to laugh as usually rowan atkinson ( mr. bean) or however you spell it shows are usually rather interesting. however, my efforts were in vain. the show suck too bad.
300 is nice too! but i don't recommend it for younger kids! not so much for the violence but for the part where the spartan king if i was not wrong, leonides, was having his passionate sex with his queen. haha! pervs, this is not the time to rush to watch that show, no genitals were shown. just the boobs of both the queen and king of sparta. haha.
oh, and they showed the boobs of a girl the spartan sacrifice to the gods to check whether the gods are in favour for war. other than that, there's no other explicit parts shown. boo for the pervs.
the killing part was damm cool! SPARTANSSSSSS. and their abs are fucking awesome. haha! i want to get those! i want i want!
