Tuesday, November 20, 2007

hee hee hee! i got a laptop at last. sony vaio. i forgot what model is it, but it's just perfect. black in colour not glossy though. :D 

my sis just called me to tell me the pe hod of acjc just sms her and ask her whether i'm put acjc as my first choice and whether i will be going their training or some sort soon. SHIT! i don't want to go larrrr and neither do i want to speak to him. so paiseh. 

i remembered the interview with the tennis teacher of acjc who happens to be the wife of the pe hod. i was sooooooo sucking up to her. mainly the words i said are, " yes, no problem, i'll put acjc as my first choice, acjc, yes" and so on and so forth. technically, i was boot-licking. thats the way of life! hahaha! now i don't want to enter acjc! well, not exactly but i have two other schools in mind. 

sajc is way out of the picture, shooo you make people ugly. 
the two schools are hwa chong and acs i. and if you ask me why i chose these two schools, let me tell you. 

for hwa chong, it sorts of boost my status as a fucking dumbass ( thats what people see you if you're in sas) to a WA LA, smart arse. but the bad thing is that people may most probably or will view you as a chinese bastard who gives his or her most undying support to chariman mao. that sucks... and in addition to my name, LEE PENG which is the same name as the ex premier of china...... you know the consequences, bad. 

for ib, woah! the cool bunch is there i suppose. i'm not really sure what's happening in acs ib but i'm quite sure that a large portion of them are from mgs *whistles and acs i. and they are wayyyyyy better then the chinks at hwa chong. i have something in common with them too! my chinese suck. B4 ): dan shi wo hai hui jian pu tong hua yu. i hope you understand my hanyu pinyin, i'm really very lousy at hanyu pinyin. 

so, that's my evaluation about both schools. acjc is my third choice then followed by temasek jc then sajc (omg, what a #$#@$), then catholic jc if i'm not wrong. 

and again poly is out of the picture unless i want a whopping from my parents. they see poly as a straight route to eternal hell or worse. 

OH I READ ONE MORE DAY BY MITCH ALBOM. and yes, i like it, in fact i love it. it really makes you want to treasure life and to treasure your parents ESPECIALLY. the book is filled with sadness. it almost made me cry! okay, i'm a pussy but seriously, if you know me and you have not read the book yet, tell me! i'll gladly lend it to you provided my sis gives the approval. 

the book made me realise that i love the people around me more than what i think or even say. you know i spent an hour thinking of what i did throughout some parts of my life but mainly the recent parts. hahaha! my memory is not that fantastic you know. and again, i love you esther :) 

all you guys must be, there must be something wrong with peng or something. because i NEVER show my love for my girlfriend virtually. but recently, i've changed or some sort. maybe i'm going through a phase? i don't know? 

i have rashes ): fuck, not good. 

it must be my estate's damm swimming pool, i think it's either the chlorine or the aweful lot of invisible dirt in the pool. i know invisible dirt is ridiculous, but screw it! i have rashes after 3 days of intensive swimming! some sick pervert must have shit or pee in the pool and stash it in the pool pump or something. ass, i skin your dick alive and rub salt all over it if i find you. 

anyone with tuesday with morris by mitch albom? i want to read it. if five people you meet is heaven is awesome and one more day is superb, guess what would tuesday with morris as it supposingly the best book among the three? 

i have a lot of grammar mistakes, sorry, bear with me. i know my english sucks, but, please bear with it. you can't expect english much from a SINGAPOREAN with a 100% chinese-communist approved name, lee peng. 

you might think i hate my name but NO! i quite like it. and please, my name is peng. even though i may introduce myself as lee peng, that does not mean you need to call me lee peng all the time. let me give you an example, it's like saying hey jon tay, hey sally lim, hey billy wee! if your name is one of the names mentioned above, please do not go into a fit or whatever, it's just plain coincidence. if you don't like it, i don't care, not like i want you to like it or anything. okay, that's beside the point. 

the main point is that i feel uncomfortable when people call me lee peng. PENG is my name. LEE is my surname. tata. orientation about my name, how do you like it? 

oh the acjc teacher didn't call me :)) i think he got the message. haha.

i haven't play tennis for such a long timeeee! but thank God shahrir is back to train. now i have hope that the power pact and shaggadelic duo or shahrir and i will wipe out all opponents on the tennis court for the 3rd juniors! 

it's time we show people what is quality tennis. hahaha! what bullshit. 

i still need to arrange for the 3rd placing celebration for the sas tennisers! haha, here are the choices that i just thought of for the past few milliseconds. 
1) BBQ at some place.
2) steamboat anyone?
3) soul garden (tai jun's land)
4) some random hawker place
5) go someone house and cook
6)dick fest 
7)mass orgy and gangbang

okay, no. 6 and 7 is out. sorry song. hahaha! 
oh, sas tennis alumni are welcomed too. you know we love you casey. haha! 

so where? cast your votes! and don't ask me where to cast because i too have no idea. any sas tennisers or anyone who is related to the sas tennisers, please, drop me a message somewhere, most preferably my mobile at 90091367.

the number is ONLY APPLICABLE for the condition that i mentioned above! no pervs, paedophile of any kind, no gays but hot chicks are welcome and provided you message me your number too. HAHAHAHHA. 

oh and christian! i suspect it's your fucking idea of throwing spoonful of cheng tng at one another while we were all sweaty that caused my rashes! but it was fun! we should do that some other day soon! hahahaha! 

ALRIGHT LOVE YOU BABES ESPECIALLY MY ESTHER. i'm turning into a weirdo, i swear.



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