okay, i was so bored just now that i went to my friendster account and see who viewed me. this picture caught my attention. it was a slim girl in bikini, kk, you might think all well, it's only that. BUT, the picture wasn't taken at a beach but like a designated photoshoot place.
so i decided to check this person out, ( not that im horny or shit hahahah! first time encounter with such a profile) so i viewed some of her photos, and almost all of them were like bra and panties or bikini except for some in decent clothes. she looked damm ah lian i swear and her boyfriend looks like shit.
then i was like kk, boring boring, so i clicked on her blog and then i realised, she was not that ah lian. her english is actually, very good. hahahaha. damm, this is a case of don't judge the book by its cover.
but you cannot blame me man! her comments were all so ah beng ah lianish and she's in tp.
shit, i still cannot believe it! haha. i thought her blogging would be filled wtith lehs, lahs, nehs... BUT NOT. haha. it was filled with a good choice of vocabulary. impressive i must say....
oh and i just realised something! this will be the longest post in a few weeks. cheers people! more things for you guys to read and upon saying this, i have yet to put a statcounter and comments rubbish. damm!
wha, im getting all this positive stuff about poly, like slack, fun, damm easy to score, hot girls and i meant melting, sizzling, subliming, boiling, steaming, spakin', mouth-watering, eyes popping , guys wanking, mari kita, bone-ing effect, girls turning green in jealousy, old man turning young, devils becoming angels, porn mags becoming flowers, wolf screaming, ice cream vapourizing kind of hot you know.
shit, missing out a lot in my life, my prime now, my shiny days that will soon turn to grey. hais, BUT, i must have this stupid douglas ong theory drilled into my brain. study hard, get a good paying jobs and by then, hot girls by the dozens will be queuing up for you.
but i want the best of both world, getting them when im studying and getting more of them later on in life. haha. really tough though.
i wonder whether posts filled with words are boring because i do find posts with lots of words and no pictures to be boring. arrgh. haha. so sorry, no pictures to provide here and, besides, this is my blog! if you dont like the words, you should be here and if you like picture, go to a porn site to view all you want!
picutres are for pussies. kk, i dont know what im saying but all well, screw off. hahaha.
oh and talking about pussies, sam told me some of his pick up lines he came up with.
1) is your dad a terrorist? because i think you are the BOMB 2) did i drop my coin? oh no, it was the sparkle in your eye 3) hi my name is doug, its "god" spelt backwards with a little of "u" wrapped in it 4) does your dad owns a bakery? because you have nice buns
kk, sam told me the 4 pickup lines above and i was like err, i should return one and this is where talking about pussies come into place. i'll end off with my line.
does your dad owns a pet shop? because im thinking of keeping a pussy
