oh so slimy

when i crawl 

there's a trail behind me

its full of milo and full of sunblock

i also have no cock.

As the clock

goes tick tock

my weight is going plock?

3 kgs, in a week

thats no small feat

it must be all the meat

mixed with tons of wheat.

i guess i have to admit defeat

i go back to being the beast

i was in primary three.

i am now fat and black. 

and lacking in some serious tact.