the devil came up to me, knocking on my door. it asked me, "hey, whats up, take these leaves!". with pride, i took them and happiness followed. great satisfaction was what i had throughout the days possessing the devil's leaves. however, facial disfiguration happened to drop by and an army of angels came storming by. they grabbed hold of the devil's leaves and turned it into dust.
i've seen the light, my friends. quit is the word.
